Florida Sucks

As most (okay, all) of our readers here at the Tavern know, i hate Florida. Well, I love Tennessee (for past articles about this, click here), which means I hate Florida, so i suppose there is a little bit of a difference. And so, this past march was a painful time for me. I had to watch my beloved Volunteers squander their best season of my life time by playing poorly in the Tourney.

After that, i had to endure watching our hated rivals, a team we had beaten twice during the regular season, go all the way to the Final Four, and the proceed to win the National Championship. To add insult to injury like salt in a newly-christened wound, they did it by being carried by the player i most hate, and by far the ugliest player in Tournament History. Joakim Noah (that might not even be spelled right, and i don't even care...). And so, it brings me great joy to present the Village Tavern with a picture i've been meaning to post on here for some time. Here it is: